Adamalski... Adler... Bueller... Bueller

This is a call for anybody and everybody to go all free form and comment your butt off using any of these lines as inspiration, or any of your own.

"I like the cut of your jib"
"I got something sticky on my Rufus"
"STFU!"
"So let me get this right... You put the lime in the coconut, and then you shake them BOTH up?"

Come on people, make me laugh, make me cry, rip me a new one, just get out there and say something.