Old, fat and Phlegmish

Pop Quiz!
Name the color of the crap I've been coughing up for the past month.

I feel like an old man with liverspots and gout with the way I've been hacking for a month now. It started as a nasty cold, and is now an annoying cough, with a bit of gunk thrown in for extra measure. How sexy must this be at work:

*ring ring* *ring ring*
--tim picks up the phone--
Thank you for...hack cough snort growl hack spit cough up a gopher... calling. How can I help you?
*click*
--tim hangs up the phone--

I think I'm winning over customers right and left with this cold. Who doesn't want to be near a dying walrus? I've been trying to cough up the rainbow of fruit flavors. I think so far I have managed ROYGB and am only missing IV. I must be awesome for people on acid to watch, what with all the wretching and colors I'm better than seeing Floyd.
Now go have dinner.